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Otaku.Geek.I don't like mangoes.I'm always late.
Vijaydurg the oldest fort on the Sindhudurg coast on the west by the Arabian Sea.
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OK not to be weird but why DO people give blowjobs
well
i hear having your dick sucked feels good
dick’s not gonna suck itself
I got my Dall-E invite, and used “Wesley Crusher riding a unicorn into battle” as my first prompt, because OBVIOUSLY.
PISSES ME OFF that glass is actually a liquid but it acts like a solid because the speed at which it flows is slow enough that the universe will collapse in on itself before all the glass in it finally settles into puddles. That is literally just the worst most useless liquid in the world. Complete and utter failure at being liquid. What a ridiculous stupid idiot. How do you fuck it up that hard. And you can cut yourself on it?? That’s the opposite of what you ever want a liquid for. Bad job. Just not good.
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There should be a specific fashion item for keeping your sleeves rolled up. Like big clasping arm bracelets. I think this would improve morale in the gay community somewhat.
There is though
They’re called Sleeve Garters, they started off in the 19th century and where popular with musicians, gamblers, gunslingers and the occasional Victorian gentleman. Nowadays you can see bartenders wearing them
Sluts! (affectionate)
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when-my-walls-came-crashing-down:
The sarcasm in that reply
Saw this post on Facebook the other day and these were some of my favorite replies!! This shit’s too good
Richard Mooney comes swinging in with the comment that made me snort.
Holy fuck lmao
Oh no what could you possibly do to keep your child safe from measles? D:
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